I asked him "hey dude ssp?"
nothing much man,just trying to commit suicide.
"Oh but why?" coz of u
"what did i do?" dude its coz of who u are .... what u do ... ur jokes.. ur theory ... ur arguments... u beard....u name...
u .. U U !!
u .. U U !!
"ok! that is clear.Wait.. wait... before u jump dont u want to know why u should live ?"
no
"oookaay! dude just listen else i have to tell this to others and they might jump too,u can save a life or many lives"
OK.FINE.but be quick.its getting late...
i dont like dying at night.im afraid of the dark.
"U shouldn't die coz :i dont like dying at night.im afraid of the dark.
1)Ur not a politician : dude you are an Indian .... cmon man !! the onli guy u wud want to die is a politician .... and ur not a politician !!! u cant die...!! u shouldn't die !!!
anoop... ur not helping.no anups logic plz.
"dude its anup.. not anoop""OK.OK ...
You shouldn't die coz of:
You shouldn't die coz of:
2.Military attitude: U have tolerated me,listened to me,tried to understand me... and u didn't die yet... ur just one step away from being the worst greatest guy/gal with the highest amount of tolerance.Your would shine in the most toughest situations... with ur great mental tolerance levels !! \m/
hmmmmmm.... maybe !
"You shouldn't die for:
3.Your girlfriend : No not because u love her ,because in this age going to US ,getting a IT job and buying a plot is easier than maintaining a gf.The moment ur out of sight she is gone man.The sex ratio is really low !!! save ur girlfriend "
I don't have a girlfriend.
"Oh! then you shouldn't die for :
4.3G technology: Man its Internet on ur phone i.e its like porn in your hands man .... like Pamela in ur palms and u wouldn't want to die without experiencing that man ! Or imagine farmville in ur kitchen,bedroom,cinema hall and everywhere.... u really wouldn't want to die without experiencing that ,seriously !!!
I don't play farmville.I don't watch porn.
> if u don't have gf and don't play farmville or watch porn ,ru sure ur alive ?? <
what u thinking?
"nothing..nothing... OK this is the best reason.plz don't die coz:
5.A member less: I will have a member less in my fan club ! already the numbers are so low !! :(
[jump] aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.... thud!
So guys plz don't jump coz i am really lousy from preventing you from it... and my fan club really has low head count !!!
cheers !!!
3 comments:
hahahahaha....awesome!
I was under the impression that you were talking to your alter-ego and when he(i.e. you, coz both egos have same body) jumped, the world can at last live in peace. ;-) Without you. :-p Alas, the last para states otherwise. :(
@tara : tq
@akilan: that is one wishful thinkin man !! but i guess my alter ego's is like energy in this world... one destroys to create another !!
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